Niall is One Direction’s biggest fan
Get it girl.
ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU
Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.
i’ve noticed that some dudes are still upset that the new thor is called thor and not something that isn’t thor because “thor is a name i don’t care that she’s a girl i think anyone with the power of lightning is awesome no matter what gender they just shouldn’t be called thor”, so i’ve gathered some tips for them to help them cope with the changes they’re obviously terrified of:
- think of thor as a title for whoever is the god of thunder. the new thor is the goddess of thunder, and therefore she is thor.
- take your fist and slowly jam it into your mouth until it’s lodged firmly in your maw, disallowing further shitbaby whining.
- take solace in the fact that if i were to go into a comic shop, close my eyes, spin around, and hurl an orange in any direction, it and any citrus splatter would inevitably land on a comic book starring a white dude.
- accept the fact that most of the problem is that there’s a woman who is now more worthy than a man in a position of both power and popularity, and that makes you uncomfortable.
1. ”Louis untied Liam’s shoelace during Little Things and Harry retied it”
2. ”At one point, Louis went up the stairs to sit in his usual spot, but Liam stopped him and asked him to go get him a towel. Louis was like, are you kidding me? And then he went and got him a towel. I feel like this defines a great deal of their relationship” (28.9.14)
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?